May 2013
“Your heart and my heart are very, very old friends.”
– Hafiz (via man-of-prose)
arachnids8rip:
fuckheaded:
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
and the award for unexpected turns goes to
“I wasn’t lonely. I experienced no self-pity. I was just caught up in a life...”
– Charles Bukowski (via phoenixcumming)
the-yolocaust:
list of successful pickup lines
“hahah so….nice weather were having…just like you…shit i meant you look nice today just like the weather…no wait”
start breakdancing for 5 hours straight and if she tries to leave then drag her back
show her your nipple collection that you store in your trunk
try to tear out a sheet of aluminum foil without crumpling it in any way
[laminated...
“You get a strange feeling when you’re about to leave a place. Like you’ll not...”
– Azar Nafisi, Reading Lolita in Tehran (via perfect)
momo-deary:
hazardgirl:
the reason girls like muscular guys: he’s ideal for protecting you and your children, and if he does a poor job and you decide to eat him, he has the most meaty body type.
this is the motivational quote that made my day.
“Literature is the mind’s greatest drug.”
– Ryun Cushing (via theliterarydrug)
onlytheilluminatisurvive:
xnikex:
i wish my dog had thumbs so i could hold his hand
truly
“Let me tell you something, my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive...”
– Stephen King, The Shawshank Redemption (via petrichour)
babyferaligator:
how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself
“Oh how much evil your beauty is yet to cause.”
– The Last Days, Mikhail Bulgakov (via enchantedsleeper)
australiansanta:
show some class
“That was how he felt safest. Revealing nothing. Whether they came at him with...”
– The English Patient, Michael Ondaatje (via livelysoulmeetsbody)
ronweasley:
I (h)ate everything, a novel by me.
“Most people are not looking for provable truths. As you said, truth is often...”
– Haruki Murakami, 1Q84 (via bokura)
m0le:
roses are red violets are blue if i had a brick id throw it at you (◕‿◕✿)
“Say what you mean and mean what you say.”
karkock:
IF COWS CAN RUN AROUND WITH THEIR TITS OUT SO CAN I
“Because when something happens, she’s the person I want to tell. The most basic...”
– David Levithan, Every Day (via larmoyante)
c4rcinogencrush:
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
“But I have seen the best of you and the worst of you, and I choose both.”
– Sarah Kay and Phil Kaye, An Origin Story (via navillusnylamme)
im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time
“Be merciful until you can’t be.
Until you feel your heart begin to harden...”
– Clementine von Radics (via clementinevonradics)
a message to Zac Efron: I'm dtf
uNFOLLOWER?????
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE
“Memories warm you up from the inside. But they also tear you apart.”
– Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami (via itseasyjusttolookaway)
revivingpeeta:
tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow
“It comes so soon, the moment when there is nothing left to wait for.”
– Marcel Proust, In Search of Lost Time (via fassadenmensch)
theirye’re*
“I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for...”
– Jonathan Carroll (via 263one)
thelilnan:
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
OKAY
AJAX SOAP
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
bigrnac:
lets play “how rude can i be until you realize i dont like you”
“Life isn’t difficult when no one understands you. Its difficult when you don’t...”
– Hamza Andreas Tzortzis (via thelittlephilosopher)
pizza:
when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
“Depression is a good lover. So attentive. Has this innate way of making...”
– Kait Rokowski, ”A Good Day” (via perpetuallypro-solitude) 